As any college student knows, using cliché-based materials in drinking games is a good excuse to get drunk, and what better way to read clichés about lifestyle design, because almost every lifestyle is a design these days, except, of course, those weird traditional ways we all try to avoid in the same unconventional way.
Disclaimer: You can use any type of liquid you like. If you live in a place where legal drinking age is more than just a recommendation, follow all applicable laws, and so on. “1 drink” usually means that the apple apple moves up and down at a time, “1 drink” usually means swig or gulp.
All kinds of worries
Don't worry. Drinking alcohol will make coping easier.
- This post has a stock photo and has 3 drinks.
- Two different lifestyle blogs use the exact same photos to illustrate their unconventional lifestyle within a few days, feel free to drink as much as possible.
- If the blog has some form of pop-up window that can cover up the screen, urging you to subscribe to the newsletter or sm yourself on your forehead while doing stupid faces and drinking 10 times.
- The blogger wrote a manifesto like me and drank 3 drinks.
If it is overused.
Unless I dream, the lifestyle is about describing ordinary things with incredibly incredibly awesome words while loving it.
- The word “great” comes up, so shout “as great as a hot dog” and have a drink.
- The word “stunning” appears, so have a drink, it looks like you are thinking about the taste of the beer and say “stunning” with a picky look.
- The word “incredible” looked shocked and drank 1 drink to calm myself down.
- The word “extraordinary” appears in the post. any.
- The word “dream” or “dream” appears, so take a drink, pinch your nose and see if you are still awake.
- The word “passion” or “passion” appears, so drink 1 cup. You already know that your passion is drinking.
- The word “love” or “love” appears in the post and have a drink.
- The words “happy”, “happy”, “happy”, and drink a drink.
- The words “lifestyle” and “design” appear in the same sentence for a drink.
- Use the term “start” about a product that will “start” at some point in the future or someone else “starts”. Unless it is actually “launched” today, take 3 cups.
*Unconventional spelling
Unconventional spelling is a great way to be unconventional. Have a drink for every novel word made in the dictionary that does not exist, especially
- If “happy” is misspelled, please drink 5 drinks.
- If there is any description and nothing else, please have a drink. (The first to discover things like Unristrifer describe their Capris and Purple Pack tops, please let me know.)
Comment
Comments are also a good source of general absorption. The above rules still apply and lists some additional rules
- If the profile photo in the comment is “smart”, for example, it shows a face reflected in the mirror, a jumping person, a screaming person,…drink 1 drink.
- If the comment says “OK post. I agree”, say “I agree, too, so the post is good.” and have a drink.
- If the comment says “bad post. I don't agree”, please have 2 drinks.
- If the comment claims that the post is timely, please open the beer in time (of course).
Now reread the past few weeks posts on this blog and tell me how drunk you are
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Originally published at 2010-03-24 17:15:23.
