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Fake News
On Wednesday, Los Angeles-based Jimmy Kimmel teased the idea that protests against immigration attacks turned the city into a “some kind of totalitarian hell landscape,” a concept that President Trump (and some cable news outlets) pushed (and some cable news outlets he sent in the Marines and the Defense Forces).
“He hopes there is a war here and he doesn't care who is hurt. There is no riot outside. When one of our teams wins the championship, we have more so-called “turmoil” here.” – Jimmy Kimmel
“So, Los Angeles caught fire again. Like déjàvu, 'Newsom's terrible French word.'” – Greg Gutfeld
“California Governor Gavin Newsom and Mayor Karen Bass condemned the federal immigration attack. So now they don’t want ice or water in California.” – Greg Gutfeld
“Newsom showed his politicians by tweeting about Trump in a frantically. For Newsom, it's not violent chaos, it's a campaign ad: 'I'm Gavin Newsom, I approved this kind of riot.'” – Greg Gutfeld
“According to the ICE, immigrants arrested in Los Angeles include convicted sex offenders and drug dealers. Wow, no wonder there are a lot of people in Nick's summons.” – Greg Gutfeld
“They called the insurgency that invaded the Capitol, but when the liberals caught fire, suddenly they became Steve Miracle – I’m not saying it’s talented.” – Greg Guteld
A drill worth seeing
French Open champion Coco Gauff made his debut on Tuesday's “Tonight Show.”
We're excited on Wednesday night
Conan O'Brien will return to “Late Night” for the first time since leaving the Tonight Show in 2009.
