Saturday Night Live Stephen Mikey Day opened in the Oval Office, and Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) joined a series of new executive orders.
Among them: One order, “makes that men in their 70s accept social orders at the age of 24.”
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“We call it Belichick Law,” Trump explained. “We will keep our girlfriend young again, well. Old men can date young women now.”
“We like that. It's hot. But on the contrary, it's disgusting, right?”
The irony is a reference to 73-year-old Bill Belichick, the head coach of the University of North Carolina, who is dating Jordon Hudson, 24.
The cold public is back to familiar territory, but it is understandable given the way Trump ruled the news in his first few months of his tenure.
So far, Trump boasted about signing 147 execution orders, “From banning paper straws to appropriation of funds to PBS. I know Elmo has now been arrested by El Salvador's letter to you. He has not come back.”
Trump then introduced Miller as the “King of Shadows” and the deputy director of the White House, which was creepy.
Just as some execution commands sound as ridiculous, in some cases, they are not far from reality.
For example, to reduce the number of interracial couples in TV commercials, an executive order is not far from the Trump administration’s actions to eliminate DEI. The president's FCC chairman has investigated NBC parents Comcast and other media companies, even if they are private companies, they have also investigated their diversity, equity and inclusion policies.
Johnson's Trump said the diversity of advertising: “Too much, right? them Meeting, do you know? They even talk about something. Too crazy. ”
Trump has signed an executive order that prohibits all Hispanic babies from piercing their ears.
“I mean, we're adult white twins trying to get into Claire, they have to wait behind a thousand little Latino babies for their ear piercings,” Trump said.
The sketch ended with Trump signing an executive order to shorten the term “recession.”
“The recession will be called an adjourn now. Funny, right? So the United States, prepare for a long rest in history,” Trump said.
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